Used Car Sales

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 8, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Bill decided to try his hand at a new job and secured
    one as a used car salesman. He had no experience in
    this field but he figured he could use the old sales
    pitch that the car was *like brand-new* and had only
    been driven by a little old lady on Sundays. He tried
    that approach on every prospective buyer but none
    seemed to believe him and no sales were made that day.

    His boss was furious and threatened to fire Bill if he
    didn't sell any cars the following day. The following
    day he decided to change his sales pitch and sure
    enough he sold three cars. The manager of the used car
    dealership called him over and asked what he had done
    to bring about all these sales.

    Bill grinned, "Well they didn't believe my little old lady story, so I
    told them that the car had previously been owned by
    your daughter who only used the backseat."