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Updated Geography Lesson

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 15, 2009.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The Geography Of A Woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

    The Geography Of A Man

    Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts.