United States Redneck Special Forces

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    UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)

    These Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, North and South Carolina
    West Virginia, Arkansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys
    will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
    following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.






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