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Union Workers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Dec 9, 2002.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    >> A dedicated UAW Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and
    > > decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
    > > he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
    > > "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."
    > > "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
    > > "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."
    > > Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
    > > street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
    > > search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
    > > responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House."
    > > The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
    > > "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00."
    > > "That's more like it!!!" the UAW guy said. He handed the Madam $100.00,
    > > looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
    > > "I'd like her for the night."
    > > "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
    > > Then pointing to an 85 year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has
    > > seniority.