>> A dedicated UAW Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and > > decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, > > he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" > > "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." > > "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" > > "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00." > > Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the > > street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His > > search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam > > responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House." > > The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" > > "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00." > > "That's more like it!!!" the UAW guy said. He handed the Madam $100.00, > > looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. > > "I'd like her for the night." > > "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. > > Then pointing to an 85 year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has > > seniority.