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Union Worker

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Mar 29, 2004.

  1. CHEF-LOU

    CHEF-LOU

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    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in
    Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he
    got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
    No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped
    off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized
    shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where
    the Madam responded,
    "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
    "That's more like it!" the union man said He handed the Madam $100,
    looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
    "I'd like her," he said.
    I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
    92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years
    seniority and she's next."
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    My father was a teamster for years, i may have to email that to him lol