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Union Shop

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels.

    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

    No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

    His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.

    "The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
    "That's more like it!" the union man said.

    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

    "I'd like her," he said.

    I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 62-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 45 years seniority and she's next."