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Union Rules

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 6, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    > A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in
    > Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local
    >brothels.
    > When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
    >house?"
    > "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
    > "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    >
    > "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
    >
    > Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off
    >down
    > the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
    > His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
    > responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union
    >rules."
    >
    > The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    > The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
    >
    > "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100,
    >looked
    > around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like
    >her," he said.
    >
    > "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
    >92-year
    > old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
    >she's
    >next."
     
  2. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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