Union job

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  1. okie

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    The union guy, a dedicated Teamsters union worker, was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

    Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

    His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

    "That's more like it!" the union man said.

    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said.

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."
     
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    Hey Okie, Hey Sexy.:)
     
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    Jen,

    Hey dear!

    Hadnt seen you around in awhile.
    Of course I havent been around much myself.

    You been alright ?

    You sold that Kimber and bought yourself a Glock yet ? ...;f ;f ;f
     
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    I hope not^4 ;f
     
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    Hiya Jen#wav
     
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    Hiya Okie, Hiya Jen, Hiya Johnboy


    ;f
     
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    No, I would never sell my first.I love it so much.I have a Glock 30 now,all custom, and I love that to.Some people say its to little, but it fits perfect in my little hands.:)
     
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    I didnt know you had a Glock 30 .... nice.

    You're a .45 gal all the way.

    Nothin' wrong with that.

    ;3 ;3
     
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    Hiya BSG#wav