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Understanding Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Sep 24, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Understanding Women...


    A husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

    "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything there was! Wow!

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

    Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.

    What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

    One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

    The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still going to be wrong.
     
  2. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    LOL. I learned over the years, even when you listen and you're right, you're still gonna be wrong. ;)

    Just the way things are (I'll call my gf now to prove my thesis ;f).