Unanswered questions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 8, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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    2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)

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    3. OK .... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?


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    4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

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    5. There are three religious truths:
    a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
    b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
    c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

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    6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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    7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
     
  2. ReyFufuRulesAll

    ReyFufuRulesAll Pantless Wonder

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    1. Of course!

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    2. I hate tobacco smonk.

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    3. They are fun to play with!


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    4. :mememe:

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    5. In WI, both happen too much to work like that. :tongueout:

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    6. I was running, and I ran into a pole. I was stunned for a second, but then the pole began to speak to me.

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    7. Do you poop yourself during adultery?
     

  3. vafish

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    Only if her husband walks in on us.
     
  4. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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