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Ultimate Headache

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, May 28, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    > The Ultimate Headache
    > The doctor said, "John, the good news is I can cure
    > your headaches.
    > The bad news is that it will require castration. You
    > have a very rare condition, which cause your testicles
    > to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one
    > heckuva headache. The only way to relieve the pressure
    > is to remove the testicles."
    > John was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
    > anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under
    > the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
    > headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt
    > like he was missing an important part of himself. As
    > he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
    > like a different person. He could make a new beginning
    > and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and
    > thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered
    > the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
    > The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
    > see... size 44 long." John laughed, "That's right, how
    > did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the
    > tailor said. John tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
    > As John admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
    > asked, "How about a new shirt?" John thought for a
    > moment and then said, Sure." The salesman eyed John
    > and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." John
    > was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been
    > in the business 60 years!" John tried on the shirt,
    > and it fit perfectly. John walked comfortably around
    > the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
    > underwear?" John thought for a second and said,
    > "Sure."
    > The salesman stepped back, eyed John's waist and said,
    > "Let's see...size 36, John laughed "Ah ha! I got you!
    > I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old. The
    > salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A
    > 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the
    > base of your spine and give you one heckuva headache."
    > New suit = $400
    > New shirt = $36
    > New underwear = $6
    > Second opinion PRICELESS!!
  2. khaitran


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    Feb 12, 2005
    haha^^^ that was a good one