close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

ultimate embarrassment

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 6, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Messages:
    64,670
    Likes Received:
    1,546
    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    Ever spoken and wished that you could take the words
    back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a
    few people who do....

    1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and
    three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you
    charge for a shampoo and a blow job? I turned around
    and walked back out and never went back. My husband
    didn't say a word... he knew better. Melinda Lowe, 39,
    Seguin, TX

    2. I was at the golf store comparing different kinds
    of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I
    had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I
    was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
    who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
    Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think
    I like playing with men's balls." Colleen ! Collins,
    31, Ferndale, MI

    3. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a
    store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking
    at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked
    if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
    looking at your nuts." My sister started to
    laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned red
    and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let
    me forget. Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD

    4. While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
    decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I
    was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving
    looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
    told her that if she did not start behaving "right
    now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked
    me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
    "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
    that I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee last night!"
    The silence was deafening after this enlightening
    exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were
    doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked
    out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
    The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me
    were screams of laughter. Amy Richardson,
    Stafford, Virginia

    5. A lady picked up several items at a discount store.
    When she finally got up to the checker, she learned
    that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her
    embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
    boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON
    LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad
    enough, but somebody at the rear of the store
    apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for
    "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed
    back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH
    IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A
    HAMMER?"
    Diane E. Amov
     
  2. Bannack

    Bannack

    Messages:
    775
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2002
    Location:
    NW Montana
    Many years ago while working in a grocery store, a lady asked, "Sir do you have cotton balls?" I replied, "Do I look like a teddy bear?"

    She got red in the face and walked out. ^3
     

  3. ATI_RAGE_

    ATI_RAGE_ 1911 Fanatic

    Messages:
    359
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2003
    Location:
    Arizona

    ;a ;a ;f

    That one was good