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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 19, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Who's the Ugliest
    Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimoto were talking over a
    picnic lunch.
    Hercules said, "You know everyone says I'm the strongest mortal on earth,
    but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."
    Snow White said, "you're right! Everyone says I'm the fairest, but how can
    I be sure?"
    Quasimoto agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"
    Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer.
    Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."
    Hercules said, "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."
    The next day they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules said, "I talked
    to God, and He said I'm the strongest."
    Snow White said, "As did I, and I'm the truly the fairest."
    Quasimoto had his head bowed, as he shamefully asked, "Who is Janet Reno?"
     
  2. pizzaaguy

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    ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f
    THANK YOU! I needed a good laugh today!
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Good one Okie!!! ;i
     
  4. trcubed

    trcubed Senior Member

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    Isn't Hunter Reno (right name?) Big Jan's niece? You know, the tall skinny blond that does the exotic island show on the Travel Channel??

    If I squint my eyes just right, I can imagine a resemblance...


    BTW, okie, good joke...:)