An applicant seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed by the Chief Deputy. The Deputy says, "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an "Attitude Suitability Test" that you must pass before you can be accepted." Then sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" asks the applicant. "Great attitude" says the Deputy, "When can you start?"