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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 29, 2009.

  1. okie

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    George looks like golf pro in his designer outfit but he slices his first
    drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using
    an iron to get back on the fairway. His ball ricochets off a tree and strikes
    him on the forehead, killing him.
    When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him. "You look like a
    golfer. Are you any good?"
    George replies, "Absolutely.... I got here in TWO, didn't I?"