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Two Sisters

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Two matronly sisters lived together and managed a farm. For years both had an extreme fear of thunder storms and lightning.

    One day one of the sisters was visiting a neighbor, and while walking home was caught in a severe thunder storm. Lightning was streaking across the sky and thunder was booming all around. Being totally terrified, she ran to a nearby haystack and buried her head in the hay like an ostrich, so she could not see the lightning or hear the thunder.

    With her head buried in the hay, her rear end was exposed, and the wind blew her dress up exposing the long unused part of her anatomy.

    Along comes the village idiot who promptly pulled down his pants and went to town. After fully satisfying himself he zipped his pants and went on his merry way.

    When the storm subsided the sister pulled her head out of the haystack and rushed home, calling to her sister, "Sissy, Sissy, let me tell you something! If you ever get struck by lightning, you'll never be afraid again!"
     
  2. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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  3. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    Hmm. Umm. ;e