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Two Senior Moments from Australia

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a
    physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking
    down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A
    couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and
    said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris
    replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot
    mamma and be cheerful." "The Doctor said, "I didn't say
    that! I said you've got a heart murmur. Be careful."
     
  2. Wmarden

    Wmarden

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    Great one, well at least he will die happy.