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Two rednecks

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WilliePete, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. WilliePete

    WilliePete

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    Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple
    of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl,
    it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
    beers!!"

    "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
    these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the
    bottles under the seat."

    "What fer?" asked Bubba.

    "Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.

    Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and
    each put a label on their forehead.When they reached the roadblock, the
    sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

    ... "No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."
     
  2. heyTJ

    heyTJ Giddy up!

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    A 4.5, and I'm being nice cause it's Friday.;Q



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  3. Drachen27

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    Isn't that the same reply Bill gave Hillary when she found him with a pair of panties on his head?