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Two Irishmen in a boat...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 25, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    > > >> >Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape
    > > >> >from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's
    > > >> >provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping
    > > >> >that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the
    > > >> >amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth.
    > > >> >This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one
    > > >> >wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter
    > > >> >the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"
    > > >> >The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
    > > >> >entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
    > > >> >Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on
    > > >> >the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.
    > > >> >One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.
    > > >> >After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now
    > > >> >we're going to have to piss in the boat!"
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Thats funny;N ;+ ;V ;Y