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Two guys go hunting...

Discussion in 'Hunting, Fishing & Camping' started by NYGunman, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. NYGunman

    NYGunman o.oO0Oo.oO0Oo.o

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    Two guys go hunting.

    Jerry has never hunted before while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.

    When he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"

    Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really tried!! When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said - 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?', I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
     
  2. CanyonMan

    CanyonMan In The Saddle

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    LOL to the Max!


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  3. Castigliano

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    good joke... you may want to change the state. Wisconsin has thier rifle hunting season during thanksgiving and there are not many snakes slithering around! Maybe during the early T-zone hunt though.
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  4. NYGunman

    NYGunman o.oO0Oo.oO0Oo.o

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    Actually that is quite logical. In my defense I did not write the joke and didn't really think about it. :clown: :freak:
     
  5. onemangang

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    You might also want to change the part about the chipmunks talking, 'cause they really can't.

    It was a JOKE!
     
  6. nyredneck

    nyredneck كا&

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    Hey Canyonman, the 80's called they want thier slang back!!:clown: :supergrin: