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Two Guys At Home Depot

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES
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    >Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
    >Depot when they collide.
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    >The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
    my
    >wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
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    >The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
    >wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
    >The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
    >wife look like?
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    >The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
    green
    >eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What
    does
    >your wife look like?"
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    >The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."