TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES > > >Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home >Depot when they collide. > >The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my >wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." > >The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my >wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." >The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your >wife look like? > >The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, green >eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does >your wife look like?" > >The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."