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Two Guys At Home Depot

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, May 28, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES
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    >> Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
    Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
    my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says,"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
    The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours