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Two Drunk Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Jun 14, 2003.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught
    short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them
    suggested they do their business behind a head stone or
    something.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take
    off her panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend
    however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't
    want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large
    ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and
    proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for
    home.

    The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and
    said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came
    home last night without her panties."

    ”That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card
    stuck between her *** that said 'From all the lads at the fire
    station. We'll never forget you'."