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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Two down-and-outs are walking along the street. The first one sniffs the air and says, "Did you crap your pants?"

    The second one replies, "No."

    Time passes.

    The first one sniffs the air again, "Are you sure you didn't crap your pants?"

    The second one replies, "No I didn't."

    The first one has had enough. He grabs the back of the second one's pants, checks inside and reels back, disgusted. There's a big load of crap stuck in his undercarriage. "What's this? You told me you didn't crap your pants!"

    The second one replies, "I thought you meant today."