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Twins

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by havensal, May 18, 2006.

  1. havensal

    havensal Senior Nozzle Jockey CLM

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    A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter
    asks, "Are they twins?"

    The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they
    really look alike?"

    "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice