Step 1: Go buy a turkey. Step 2: Take a shot of tequila Step 3: Put turkey in the oven. Step 4: Take another 2 shots of tequila Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens. Step 6: Take 3 more shots of tequila Step 7: Turn oven the on. Step 8: Take 4 more tots of shequila. Step 9: Turk the bastey. Step 10: Tequila another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer. Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of tequila Step 13: Bake the tequila for 4 hours. Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick. Step 17: Turk the carvey. Step 18: Get yourself another shottle of t-key-lah! Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a shot of turkey. Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!