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Turkey

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 14, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Step 1: Go buy a turkey.
    Step 2: Take a shot of tequila
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.
    Step 4: Take another 2 shots of tequila
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.
    Step 6: Take 3 more shots of tequila
    Step 7: Turn oven the on.
    Step 8: Take 4 more tots of shequila.
    Step 9: Turk the bastey.
    Step 10: Tequila another bottle of get
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of tequila
    Step 13: Bake the tequila for 4 hours.
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.
    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey.
    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick.
    Step 17: Turk the carvey.
    Step 18: Get yourself another shottle of t-key-lah!
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a shot of turkey.
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!
     
  2. Bandito27

    Bandito27

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    well , at least all the numbers are still in order ?