At the Bakersfield airport early this morning, one of the TSA chicks pulled my rucksack aside and strip searched it. She even unzipped a pouch on my personal hygiene kit, a pouch which has probably about a dozen condoms in it. She asked what are the condoms for. I asked her back what do you think they're for. Then she asked me why so many. I asked her back is it against TSA rules for me to get laid more than one time. She said don't get snippy with her and I told her I want to see her supervisor because I want to know which regulation it is that prevents me from having more than one condom in my personal hygiene kit. And these bastards are living off my tax dollars.