TSA chick asked me why I have so many condoms...

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  1. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    At the Bakersfield airport early this morning, one of the TSA chicks pulled my rucksack aside and strip searched it. She even unzipped a pouch on my personal hygiene kit, a pouch which has probably about a dozen condoms in it.

    She asked what are the condoms for. I asked her back what do you think they're for. Then she asked me why so many. I asked her back is it against TSA rules for me to get laid more than one time. She said don't get snippy with her and I told her I want to see her supervisor because I want to know which regulation it is that prevents me from having more than one condom in my personal hygiene kit.

    And these bastards are living off my tax dollars.:steamed:
     
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    if she was attractive you could have offered to show her what they are for
     

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    Heh I usually just slap a big ol' grin on my face when they find mine.

    I'd like to think that if they questioned me, I'd have had the wits to ask "why don't you join me at that airport bar over there, and maybe after a drink I'll show you." :tongueout::supergrin:
     
  4. fnfalman

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    Want to flush out Osama bin Laden? Drop her *** off in the Afghan caves. Chances are Al Queda would unconditionally surrender and repent their way after seeing her mug.
     
  5. Chad Landry

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    She was lookin' at you and wonderin' how you could possibly use so many on one trip.

    Curiosity, not regulations.

    Damn. You could have made it a fun encounter. That's what I always do. I get questioned about everything, and everyone always ends up smiling after.
     
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    All the better! If she's that busted, it's entirely possible that she doesn't know what they're for - maybe she thinks they are reusable!
     
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    I would of come off with something about not using them for the hookers you banged and killed in the super 8 down the street in bakersfield, then asked to proceed to your flight.
     
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    I don't know that I would have been able to resist the temptation to reply with one of the following statements:

    1) "None of your ****ing business, you stupid *****."
    2) "Because I like to **** a lot, dummy."
    3) "I use them to make balloon animals at kids' parties."

    :supergrin:
     
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    Maybe she took one look at you and decided why would you need any, what woman would have anything to do with you

    :tongueout:


    Just teasin ...

    Unless they are specific regulations on condoms, it is none of her business.

    Traveling is no fun anymore ....
     
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    You could tie them all together and strangle the pilot.
     
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    Maybe you fit the profile of a person who couldn't get laid in a xxxxxhouse.:rofl:Must have figured you had some other evil intent for the items in questions.
     
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    She has probably never had the opportunity to actually use ONE condom let alone the party pack.

    Tell her to divide by two since you like to double-up :rofl:
     
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    Heroin smuggling.
     
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    water balloon fights on the plane?
     
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    +1.


    There have been people who fill them with heroin or cocaine, and stuff them like sausage links down venomous snakes' throats to get them through the airport.
     
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    About a dozen condoms, you say. Why didn't you just tell her you're a freak of nature and YOU offer the strip search.
     
  19. fnfalman

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    Then it would be DEA and not TSA.
     
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    Unless you were planning to swallow them, with explosives or something :rofl:
     
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