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Try to learn to pay attention!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JMC, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. JMC

    JMC

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    First-year students in med School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real, dead body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities:

    The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the body and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now try to learn to pay attention!"

    ;z ;)
     
  2. Steve Koski

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    That's a true story. I read it on the internet.