Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 8, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be
    able to support you. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because
    women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. One golfer tells
    another: "Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The
    other replies: "GREAT trade!" How many men does it take to open a
    beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in. What do
    you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant. I married Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always. Losing a wife can be
    hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I haven't spoken to my
    wife for 18 months-I don't like to interrupt her. Women are so
    unreasonable! My wife gets mad because every Saturday night I take a
    bath with bubbles in it. I mean, if Bubbles doesn't mind, why should
    she? Most accidents happen at home. And the men have to eat them! Some
    mornings I wake up grouchy...and some mornings I just let her sleep!
    Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
    by 90 percent.... Wedding cake! Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
    engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
  2. skorpio

    skorpio Arsenal? Me?

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    Mar 14, 2004
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing, you already told the b!tch twice.