Trump announces he will only leave if a challenger beats him in ritual combat

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Clad in tribal furs and leather, President Trump shouted this morning that he will only transfer power if a challenger beats him in a one-on-one spear fight.


    Trump refused to commit to a peaceful transfer of power, saying the only way to dethrone him would be for a challenger to beat him in ritual combat, per Wakandan tradition. The winner of the fight will receive the presidency and a cool suit that grants him super strength to go around the world and punch commies and stuff.

    "It will not be a peaceful transfer of power," Trump said. "It will instead be a fun, entertaining transfer of power, and that's much more important. We can gather together all the tribal people and they can chant and bang their spears down and stuff. Totally tremendous and remarkable event. Really spectacular."

    Biden then wandered up to Trump and said he'd challenge the president to a push-up contest. "I don't even know who you are," Trump growled.

    "Yeah, me neither," Biden replied, wandering away again.

    "This is the way," Trump concluded. He was then informed that was the wrong franchise.


    https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-a...ce-if-a-challenger-beats-him-in-ritual-combat
     
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    As POTUS you don’t concede if you are planning to win the upcoming election.
     
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    Every 1 term president that lost re-election has conceded and allowed a smooth transition of power.
     
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    I wonder if Spearchucker Jones will challenge him?
     
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    As it should be. I think the beta male dems and their female doms will be a no show.
     
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    The media has been hyping this whole "Trump will refuse to leave the WH when he loses"

    What idiots.

    All he has said is that he won't concede based on initial results. Remember what Al Gore did. .
    OK for Al Gore - Not OK for Trump.
     
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    Trump uses golf club to head of Biden.
    For the victory.
    Biden never got his covid mask off his face and eyes.
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    Joe seems to prefer pushup contests, though I've never seen him actually engage in one when he's offered someone the challenge.

    I can just see him and Putin now going at it over the Russian annexation of Ukraine in the first 30 days of a Biden presidency...
     
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    No contest: Joe has limited himself to rack-only shotgun.
     
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