True (fishin') tale...

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  1. Skyhook

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    BOUDREAUX & DE SNAKE



    Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta
    night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wita big frog
    in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to
    steal dat froggie.


    Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to
    be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him
    roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped
    hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him,
    hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.


    Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his
    bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna
    bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
    overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker.


    He pour some drops into de snakes mouf.


    Well, dat snake'! s eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go
    limp.



    Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to
    fish'n.


    A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.


    He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water
    moccasin..............................................



    wif two more frogs!