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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
    They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any
    mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

    The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
    disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
    clergyman agreed but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her
    8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the

    The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger
    boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

    They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his
    mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even
    sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the
    clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
    bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

    The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his
    closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the
    closet, he asked, "What happened?"

    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this
    time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

    Jul 4, 1999
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    West Texas
    Guilty as charged