Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom asks Eric what the problem is. "Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women's questions women ask. Now I'm in trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Tom. "My wife asked if I'd still love her when she was old, fat and ugly." "That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will.'" "Yeah," said Eric, "Right, except I said 'Of course I do."