tree hugger

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  1. HouGlock

    HouGlock

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    A California woman, who was a tree hugger and a rabid anti-hunter,
    purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of
    the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of
    the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

    As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl, which
    attacked her. In her haste to escape, she slid down the tree to
    the ground and got numerous splinters in her crotch.

    In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor.
    She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was,
    and how she came to get all the splinters.

    The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told
    her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could
    help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor
    reappeared.

    The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled
    and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
    Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
    Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
    recreational area...and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."
     
  2. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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