"Travel Companions"

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  1. okie

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    Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a
    long commercial flight. After they're airborne
    and the plane has leveled off, the man in the
    window seat abruptly says, distinctly and
    confidently, in a low voice, "General, United States
    Army, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

    After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states
    through a tightlipped smile, "General, United States
    Air Force, retired. Married, two sons, both judges."

    After some thought, the fellow in the center seat
    decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his
    eye, he proclaims, "Master Gunnery Sergeant,
    United States Marine Corps, retired. Never married,
    two sons, both Generals!!!"