A man was on a plane when he noticed a pale, sweating, shaking man. He asked him if he was OK or was he sick? "No, I'm fine. I just came from a meeting at my company HQ and they are making me take a tranfer to Detroit. I don't know how I'm going to tell my family were going to that awful place!" They have the worst public schools in the nation, the highest murder rate, the worst poverty, and the worst public service in America. The first man says "well it so happens I live in Detroit and its not near as bad as the media makes it out to be. Sure there are bad neighborhoods but, you learn where they are and you avoid them. There are nice quite neighbor hoods, with good schools and little crime. You will be fine". Oh that don't sound too bad says the man. Mind if I ask what you do for work there? I'm a tailgunner on a budwiser truck replies the first man.