close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Train ride

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 29, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Messages:
    64,670
    Likes Received:
    1,546
    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

    In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

    The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."

    "Why not," giggles the woman.

    "Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"