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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    To my dear wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs

    that you with your 54 years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with

    you and value you as a good wife. therefore, after reading this fax, I

    hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending

    the evening with my 18-year-old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel.

    Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."



    When the man came home, he found the following letter on the

    dining-room table



    "My dear husband:

    I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to

    take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At

    the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I

    will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like

    your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and

    with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are

    in the same situation... although with one small difference: 18 goes

    into 54 more often than 54 into 18.... and therefore I won't be back

    before lunchtime tomorrow!"