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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 10, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Keli was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed
    in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

    "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a
    guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

    "Hmmm," Greg, her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

    Teasing him, Keli said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

    "Absolutely not," he said.

    "How sweet," Keli said. "Tell me why not."

    "Season's more than half over," Greg said.