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touring Ireland

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 10, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in
    the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The
    bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's
    too cold. The accommodations are awful.

    The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
    "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the
    Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being
    cleaned today and so no one willbe able to kiss it. Perhaps we
    can come back tomorrow."

    "We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We
    have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss
    the stupid stone."

    "Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone
    who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."

    "And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.

    "No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."