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Tour Guide Terms and the Translation

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    Old world charm ........... No bath
    Tropical .................. Rainy
    Majestic setting .......... A long way from town
    Options galore ............ Nothing is included in the itinerary
    Secluded hideaway ......... Impossible to find or get to
    Pre-registered rooms ...... Already occupied
    Explore on your own ....... Pay for it yourself
    Knowledgeable trip hosts .. They've flown in an airplane before
    No extra fees ............. No extras
    Nominal fee ............... Outrageous charge
    Standard .................. Sub-standard
    Deluxe .................... Standard
    Superior .................. One free shower cap
    All the amenities ......... Two free shower caps
    Plush ..................... Top and bottom sheets
    Gentle breezes ............ Occasional Gale-force winds
    Light and airy ............ No air conditioning
    Picturesque ............... Theme park nearby