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Tough Cowboys

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    TOUGH COWBOYS

    THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE;
    EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS. A NIGHT OF TALL TALES

    THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY
    THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER D AY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD
    GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE
    HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH."

    THE GUY FROM COLORADO COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. THAT'S NOTHING, "I WAS
    WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID
    OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH MY
    BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP AND I'M
    STILL HERE TODAY."

    THE COWBOY FROM TEXAS REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS
    WITH HIS PECKER.