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Top Ten Reasons Regular Citizens Should Be Able To Own Assault Rifles

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    10. Sometimes you're too mad for just a normal gun.

    9. If you see a dozen deer in one meadow, how else are you supposed to shoot them all before they run away?

    8. Self-defense sometimes involves "assaulting" a fortress.

    7. Keeping control of a fully automatic weapon helps build upper body strength.

    6. If we're not allowed to have assault rifles, that will make us mad and we have other guns.

    5. Not as impressive writing your name in the wall with a semi-automatic.

    4. For elderly people with arthritis, it may be painful for them to hit the trigger multiple times.

    3. What if dragons are real and one tries to mug you in a dark alley.

    2. I don't know how good a reason this is, but after I've had a few beers in me I'm always like, "Man, would it be cool to have an assault rifle right now."

    And the number one reason regular citizens should be able to own assault rifles...

    This is America; we don't have to give a dang reason for owning something.
     
  2. David_G17

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    i saw that same list on democratic underground.

    ... not being sarcastic, someone posted the same thing.
     

  3. vafish

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    Yeah, but the DU folks think that this applies to ugly semi auto replicas of assualt weapons and the extending of the 94 ban.

    The truly enlightened realize that Assualt Weapons are select fire, and this list mentions full auto a couple of times.
     
  4. geminicricket

    geminicricket NRA Life member

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    The number one reason ... because a bunch of politicians say I can't.

    This won't be the first time a militia army marches on Washington, only to be wiped out by the regular army.