10. Sometimes you're too mad for just a normal gun. 9. If you see a dozen deer in one meadow, how else are you supposed to shoot them all before they run away? 8. Self-defense sometimes involves "assaulting" a fortress. 7. Keeping control of a fully automatic weapon helps build upper body strength. 6. If we're not allowed to have assault rifles, that will make us mad and we have other guns. 5. Not as impressive writing your name in the wall with a semi-automatic. 4. For elderly people with arthritis, it may be painful for them to hit the trigger multiple times. 3. What if dragons are real and one tries to mug you in a dark alley. 2. I don't know how good a reason this is, but after I've had a few beers in me I'm always like, "Man, would it be cool to have an assault rifle right now." And the number one reason regular citizens should be able to own assault rifles... This is America; we don't have to give a dang reason for owning something.