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Top Ten Jerry Springer Campaign Promises

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockchick35, Jul 20, 2003.

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    10. "Fifty-dollar tax rebate if you have sex with your wife's sister"

    9. "All staff dinners will be at D.C.-area Hooters"

    8. "Sausages will attack baseball players with bats!"

    7. "Repeal restrictive laws against first-cousin marriages"

    6. "Amend constitution to include words 'hoochie mama'"

    5. "In the summer months, all press conferences are topless"

    4. "I'll tell the truth about which legislators have too much junk in the trunk"

    3. "Solar powered prostitutes"

    2. "C-Span will feature more young people calling each other 'beyotch'"

    1. "Enough cheap sex to make the Clinton years look like a church social"



    (From the Late Show with David Letterman)