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Top Country Songs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jul 6, 2006.

  1. fhp490

    fhp490

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    Top Country Songs
    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
    8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now
    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
    5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
     
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    If drinking don't kill me, her mammaries will. :cool:
     

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    mnMACD Non-Gunner

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    There's something women like about a hicked up man.

    :laughabove:
     
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    #14 is a Jimmy Buffett song.
     
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    shu Millennium Member

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    It's so lonesome in the saddle since my horse died.
     
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    FisherHuntsmann Wabbit Slayer

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    "You are the Overdrive in the Gearbox of my Heart"
     
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    I heard these on KORN while on I-80 in Wyoming


    Last nights pick up was a 3/4 ton.

    The plumber under the sink was at her disposal.
     
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    Swattie Cry Havoc

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    That there is a Stray Cat song.

    I cant find it. It was on the back of an old 45 I had one side was "She's sexy 17" and the other side was "Looking better every beer."


    I love the chorus

    And the Girl on my left is looking better every beer.
     
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    mnMACD Non-Gunner

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    "You ain't much fun since I quit drinking". i can't remember the artist's name for sure but I think it is Toby Keith.