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Top 10 ways that handguns are better than women...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockguy1947, Nov 17, 2004.

  1. glockguy1947

    glockguy1947

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    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you used it.

    And the #1 way a handgun is better than a woman:

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun

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  2. .22 boy

    .22 boy WHOO!! WHOO!!

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    That's been posted 10+ time's.
    And it is still funny!
     

  3. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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