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Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by blue0623, Sep 10, 2006.

  1. blue0623

    blue0623 2B1ASK1

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    TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

    #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

    #9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

    #8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

    #7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

    #6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

    #5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

    #4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

    #3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

    #2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

    and, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
     
  2. GroovedG19

    GroovedG19 Laguna Blue AP2

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    Brilliant.But what's the #1 reason?
     

  3. Xrunner

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    1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. :supergrin:
     
  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    1. You can rub cold blue on a handgun and refinish it in your basement.
     
  5. blue0623

    blue0623 2B1ASK1

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    Sorry about that guess I didn't copy right O.E. Error. But the number 1 reason is what Xrunner said is that you can buy a you can buy a silencer for a handgun.
     
  6. Tom34

    Tom34 Obama Must Go!

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    I thought #10 was that you could trade the 44 for a PAIR of 22's ?
     
  7. geminicricket

    geminicricket NRA Life member

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    True, but he's new at this humor business, let him practice.