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TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX....
    10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK
    9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRET HOLE
    8. ALLOWED SEVERAL FISH DAILY
    7. CAN CHOOSE THE LENGTH OF YOUR ROD
    6. CAN FISH ANY TIME OF THE MONTH
    5. YOU CLEAN IT BEFORE YOU EAT IT
    4. ABLE TO TAKE A NAP WHILE YOU FISH
    3. THE COST OF BAIT IS CHEAPER THAN A DATE
    2. YOU CAN ALWAYS THROW IT BACK
    1. YOUR FAVORITE CATCH CAN BE MOUNTED ON THE WALL