Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 30, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Aug 20, 2002
    1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny
    2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....stop it.
    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
    chew your stuff up when you're not home.
    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a
    proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised
    when I freak out every time we go back.
    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry,
    but I haven't mastered that handshake thing yet.
    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
    truth, you're jealous.
    10. Dog sweaters? Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
  2. Thermal

    Thermal Got Beer?

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    Jun 17, 2002
    Rowlett, TX
    Thank you. I really needed that. That was the funniest thing I've read in a while.