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Too much Money

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 9, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Joe asks his wife, Karen, what she wants for their 40th wedding anniversary.

    "Would you like a new Mink coat?" he asks.

    "Not really," says Karen.

    "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Joe.

    "No," she responds.

    "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.

    She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."

    "Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" Joe asks.

    "Joe, I'd like a divorce," answers Karen.

    "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says Joe.