Joe asks his wife, Karen, what she wants for their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Karen. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Joe. "No," she responds. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." "Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" Joe asks. "Joe, I'd like a divorce," answers Karen. "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says Joe.